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6月19日

And It Was So

Today,I am immersed in a book ----<<Creazy English>>.A story of named "and it was so" deeply attract  me. The author desire the whole human life vivdly  in the form of humour .

FOLLOWING:         

God created the mule,and tole the mule:"you will be the mule,working constantly from duck to dawn,carrying heave load on you back .You will eatgrass and lack intelligence.You will live for 50 years." The mule answered:"to live 50 years like this is too much .Please,give me no more than 20 years."And it was so.

God created the dog,and told him:"you will hold vigilance over the dwellings of Man,to whom you will be the greatest companian.You wii eat his table scraps and live for 25 years." And the dog responded,"load,to live 25 years as a dog like that is too much.Please ,no more than 10 years."And it was so.

God then created the monkey,and told him,"You are monkey.You shall swing from tree to tree,acting like a idiot.You wii be funy,and you shall live for 20 years."And the monkey responded:"load,to live 20 years as clown of the world is too much.Please,load,give me no more than 10 years."And it was so.                 

Finallly,God created Man and told him:"You are man,the only rational being that walk on the earth,You will use your intelligenceto have mastery over the creatues of the world.You will dominate the earth and live for 20 years." And the man responded,"load,to be man for only 20 years is too little.Please ,Load,give me the 30 years the mule refused,the 15 years the dog refused,and the 10 years the monkey rejected."And it was so.

And so God made Man to live 20 years as a man,then marry and live 30 years as a mule----working and carrying heavey loads on his back.Then,he is to have children and live 15 years as a dog---guarding his house and eating the leftovers after they empty the pantry;then,in his old age,he is to live 10 years as a monkey---acting like an idiot to amuse the grandchildren.

And It Was So!!!                             

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myworld1981 发表:
呵呵,最羡慕英语好的人了,可惜我和楼上的一样都是很菜的那种:)考研吗怎么说呢,上学的时候我坚决不想考,因为觉得不敢走向社会的人才去考,后来从大四下半年一直到现在工作有一年半了,才觉得还是很想上学。不过一定要上个对自己将来有帮助的又喜欢的专业。不过自己有了理想就要坚持走下去,不要被别人左右。当然祝你成功!
6 月 20 日
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落霞红枫 发表:
英语......啊!我除了理解一点外,怎么也读不出那种微妙的中文感觉啊!呵呵,偶的英语太菜了
6 月 19 日

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